What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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