I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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