I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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