Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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