Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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