the new term for farting is butt boxing.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she smelled like a LAN party
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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