ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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