i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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