Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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