google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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