Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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