My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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