Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
