gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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