Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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