I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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