why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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