What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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