sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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