Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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