Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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