just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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