Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I had to cum in my sink.
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