it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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