yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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