The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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