Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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