yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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