The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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