brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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