Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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