i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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