i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
one two three fourrrrnication!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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