He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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