I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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