They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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