you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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