i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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