She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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