I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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