I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
