There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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