I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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