just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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