If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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