She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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