we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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