u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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