You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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