You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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