The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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