do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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