Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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