Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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