Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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