Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Me too!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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