that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you would pick up someone in the library
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize